I have a piano. When I moved in it was there. It works, all the keys and pedals. You may have it if you like. I will not help you move it. No one responds to my Craigslist ad.

Now was time to viewed the movie we do, so having sit please.

Welcome here for stayment. We is pleasured to your company. Please joining us in lived room and enjoyed have refresh!

But seriously guys,

As usual, Spanish announcers win the bi-lingual battle for best call.

“LaPierre concluded his argument with an old American pastime: McCarthyist paranoia”

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Ayesha Curry - biggest sports baby.

This is by far the best native advertising I have ever read.

Casual Party - Band of Horses.

Not Buscemi. He needs to be reasonably attractive. How about Shemar Moore?

“It depends what your definition of the word ‘see’ is.”

Am I allowed to not give a shit about any of this?

I can see his argument, but I’m still mad with one particular clerk who worked at a Blockbuster because of an ‘incident’ that occurred over a decade ago

He doesn’t mention Iraq either. Because David Brooks is an idiot.

Another reason vendors might prefer one form of payment over the other is the processing fee. When you spend $X on your card, the merchant accepting the card is charged a percentage of that total by their processing company.

10/10

What they don’t understand is that the total number of fucks one can give is not infinite. There will be a point where one runs out of fucks to give.

The fight for gray writes is an ongoing struggle.