I’m drunk just reading your post

I also forgot any mention of abortion, Planned Parenthood and birth control. Will edit.

Official Republican Primary Debate Drinking Game:

This will end in a reality show divorce, guaranteed.

Hermit.

Well, you can either go the dirty-old-man route or become a hermit.

I’ll buy one at a garage sale 10 years from now for $5.

The return of Why Your Team Sucks is like an early Christmas present. I’ll be back in a couple hours to read the comments from outraged raider fans while I listen to this on repeat

Prime day was mostly shit. Mostly.

Prime day was mostly shit. Mostly.

“It’s a mistake to date me.”

Wait, I know all about the young earth theory (thanks fundamentalist upbringing!) but do people actually believe that centuries of ‘history’ were fabricated and we’re only at 1200 AD?

“I don’t know, I’m from Wisconsin.”

Tell me more...

Left-footed too?

Free Associated this as the precursor to you gif.

Certainly the cost of inputs is less for a lower ABV beer, but the labor and overhead are just the same. That said, there’s nothing wrong with a well brewed small-beer. No one wants to drink 8% beer all day in the sun (well, almost no one). Historical fact: Small beer (beer with a very low ABV) was drunk instead of…

24 packs of high life bottles. Used to get cases of returnables with my roommates every other day or so. We didn’t always return the bottles though. It got to the point where half our furniture was constructed with empty cases. Now the nostalgia almost makes me forget how filthy I used to be.

Drunk Friend- “Can you come pick me up, I’ve had 12 drinks and I shouldn’t drive”

Pretty sure that syfy stopped airing sci-fi a long time ago, unless of.course you consider ghost hunters to be sci-fi.