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My car has weight sensors just so it can yell at you for not using a seatbelt. What the hell?

So, Skate meets Ollie Ollie? I’ll take it!

Is that really that hard to understand for someone who writes about videogames?

*breathes heavily*

You’d think a legislator involved in making laws about distracted driving would be familiar with a least some of the abundant scientific literature showing that people who think they’re multitasking are in fact doing two or more things less well than they’d do only one and that I wasn’t distracted” is almost never,

My former coworker, who also drove a brand new Jeep Wrangler with a 4k lift kit and $350+/each Toyo Open Country tires. She complained she couldn’t afford to move out of her parents due to her nearly $600 monthly car payment.

No qualifiers needed, it’s a dick move.

I think it’s pretty clear by now that JLo’s capacity to stomach shitty men is pretty bottomless. She has abject taste in men which makes me think she’s probably pretty shitty herself. 

And don’t forget the influencers living “van life,” or as we used to call it, “being homeless.”

The best solution is the very simple solution: change your passwords.

You kinda fucked yourself buying a Dart

I gotta know what happens next!!

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

The only thing I could see myself using them is for luggage. Delta (Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive) lost one of our suitcases for a month after an international flight and had absolutely no idea where in the world it was until it happened to turn up. Theoretically, if it had an AirTag in/on it, at least we would have

She already explained the point. They are for hiding in your significant other’s car because unwanted tracking alerts doesn’t work very well.

ublock origin to be specific

Arranging books by colour is book arranging for people who do not read!

Two words: NoScript. UBlock.

Wow.You almost made it.