I hope that Mr. Phillips posts video of Becky. She needs to be famous. 

I don’t care about game. I just want to collect the cards! I’m still working on completing my set of original Transformer trading cards from the 80s!

Personally, my favorite feature about the G5 are the gesture shortcuts. Chop the phone twice, and the flashlight comes one. Twist the phone twice and you’re ready to shoot photos.

Feckless words from a feckless cunt.

Survived.

That’s okay. I’ll just add it to my looting list.

Back when I was around 11, my family did a 5-week roadtrip. We camped, and stayed at a Motel 6 every few days. In-car survival can be mostly credited to the TV/VCR combo we had in our van. We must’ve seen Wayne’s World more than 30 times, but it kept us kids civil.

In Canada, we have the Currency Act, which limits how many coins can be used in one transaction. Also, we ditched those filthy pennies.

I’m sorry you sucked at marriage.

If I’m at home or at work, the phone is a notification tool. I know exactly what is coming in based on the sound/buzz of the notification. I do everything on the computer.

It’s easy to get a cheap phone and affordable plan. One doesn’t need the latest $600+ iPhone. I have a capable Moto G5 I paid less than $150 outright, and I have 3GB data and voice for less than $20/month.

BRICK THEM ALL. It could be an effective way to remove vulnerable equipment from the internet.

Doesn’t look like it includes a power supply.

Just the mention of Grave of Fireflies makes me sad. If I think about it some more, I end up in tears... like, now. GDI.

I had the Wii U version with all the DLC. I got a Switch a few days ago, and I bought it, again.

Came for exploding ants, but there are no exploding or exploded ant pictures/video. Disappointed.

Windows Phone, you were my favorite mobile OS. It pained me to finally part ways. Android is treating me well, and has shown me a lot of new things. However, I still yearn for you, and your informative Live Tile layout.

making mo money than all you bitches, she got rich by moving bricks and selling bricks! don’t need no raggedy financial institution for that!

I’m a man but I play women characters whenever possible. Because boobs.

Skills like this come in handy in prison. Make a shiv out of anything and shank someone.