Hahaha.. you are fucking goof.

I’m not a shooter, but lack of trigger discipline still irks me.

Starbursts are well and good for general candy-loving types. However, your next level from Starburst are Hi-Chews. They’re an Asian candy, but can be found in a lot of non-asian stores. They remind me of Bonkers, but tastier and delightfully chewier.

Our 46" is 105 inches away. Good article. It explains why we don’t feel a need for a bigger TV, even though a good 50" is dirt cheap.

Good thing I don’t care about being an ethical shopper!

My friend’s parents are still rockin’ their 2001 Prius around, and going on road trips. My 2005 got a new battery pack in April, and will continue to be on the road until it actually starts costing me money in repairs. Other than the battery, all it needed was maintenance and the usual consumables.

This is masochistic. Want a (good) portable Genesis? Mod a 3DS/2DS, install emulator, and run all the Genesis games you want.

LOL. You fucking goof.

The would’ve been fine if they added ‘blockchain’ to any part of their press release.

My dashcam videos are always barfing distorted audio from having my tunes cranked. I just edit the audio out.

True story.

If I’m too stoned to drive, then I’m too stoned to get off the couch. The world is safe.

that’s good!

Technology has been so awesome in the past few years. Flagship features don’t take long to trickle down to lower lines. A cheap mid-range phone like the Moto E4 (<$150) is more than sufficient for 90% of smartphone users. However, people do love their shiny, new, cutting-edge toys

You’re a fucking noob. Get outta here.

A lot of good games in that day were <100KB. I still have floppies from late 80s BBSing with 4 or 5 games on them.

I remember reading a novel series called Chung Kuo. Basically, China rules the world as one, big mega city built on high-tech plastic called ice. There are many levels, with the top-levels occupied by the elites, and the poors at the lowest levels. Crazy world-building. I would love to start reading the series again.

I agree that Joe Camel was cool, but, as a kid, I just wanted to smoke to fulfill my fantasy of being a dragon.