Since the sound of your voice could give away your gender, online games should have built-in modulators that’ll mask your voice. It won’t eliminate toxicity, but it’ll prevent the ones that are triggered by hearing a female voice

It means that work is done, and it’s time to get drunk!

I came here for the Keanu version.

Pro-tip: use diet Coke for easier cleanup.

My best moment with Jumping Jacks was tossing a lit one into the pond. It skipped the water, and flew 20 ft in the air, over the house.

I can’t wait until the ad-blockers block those whitelist requests, too.

It has 2 controllers. The NES classic only came with one.

Hong Kong was pretty awesome to drink and walk. With stores along the way to re-supply your thirst-quencher, it’s the only way to go up and down that massive escalator.

My 46" 720p Sony Bravia from 2003 is still going strong. I don’t feel any need to upgrade until it dies.

Fuck that hydraulic elevator. I love stairs. Up or down, I be flying.

It looks like it could have flown beyond the pilot’s visual range, and he couldn’t tell which way the plane was pointed until it was too late.

I bet beatboxers are masters at giving head

certified code brown

You are a fucking moron.

Anyone who identifies as a Nazi deserves no quarter.

It can be!

The people that Facebook has reviewing complaints are TRASH. They are inconsistent with who/what they remove/ban. It really depends on who’s screen any particular complaint lands on. I’ve reported things to have the request rejected. Often, I can submit the report again and get a different result. Fridays seem the…

Jesus basically summed things up to two items: Love God, and Love your Neighbor. This guy is doing neither.

Sorry, your retirement fund just bottomed-out!

All previously-owned by Jon Voight?