as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced

Uh... If not the flash storage, then where are the save states and settings stored, genius? I hate it when people think they know what they’re talking about, but they’re actually spewing shit from their ass.

The 512MB of storage is for settings and save states

It’s faster to set up than any emulator. All the games work without any tweaks. It comes in a nice little package.

I live in Van also. Our traffic is a cinch compared to the clusterfuck that is Seattle or Portland rush hour on the I5

It’s not Gawker, but it’s still the same, shitty editing.

42 hours a month sounds more plausible.

Skynet is here, and we are screwed!

$60 gets you a plug-n-play console with 30 great games. It’s quick to set up, portable, and you’ll be playing the games sooner than any emulator can manage.

Back to the Future 2 was only 1 year off in predicting this win.

There’s one of you on every forum, isn’t there. As soon as actual facts come out the dispute your ‘facts’, you start changing the subject and throwing up more videos. Bravo.

High five to all you brave, childless people out there! Going to bed, and getting up whenever you damn well please is fuckin’ bravery, apparently!

There’s a lot of stuff they didn’t show. This was to preview all the new stuff they’re introducing, and create hype. All the other stuff is just fluff that all other consoles can do, already. yawn.

I saw it mentioned that those are new games. While I’m not familiar with Splatoon, the Mario Kart shots are definitely a new MK. I see King Boo, and also 2-item slots, which were not in Wii U’s MK8.

Everyone knows what it’s like to touch a tablet, already. The promo video seems to concentrate on highlighting the innovations of the new console.

When I started playing Super Mario 3D Land, I was a bit boggled at how the player was coddled. If you failed to complete the level multiple times, you were given a invincibility leaf. If you still kept failing, you’d get a P-Wing that takes you to the end of the level. However, after completing the normal levels,…

IMHO, the original 3DS is a tank. My original 3DS has been dropped countless times, and even in a car accident. The case is a bit beat-up, but it still runs well. On the other hand, my wife and I have gone through a 3DS XL each. Their Achilles Heal is hinge with the LED for the Streetpass notification.

No love for Windows phone? Hahaha... of course not.

The model displayed in the picture is the Commodore 64C. It was a 1987 update that gave the C64 a sleeker style along with a few other internal changes.