Yes, American gun grabbers are the new minutemen, ready at a moment’s notice to repel terrorists (as soon as the Rascal is charged up)

Dear IsIs,

I am asking this question with 100% sincerity:

How exactly do you see this playing out? What would the logistics of a bunch of unorganized civilian gun owners rising up and destroying ISIS look like?

And by rise up you mean slowly struggle to get out of their rascal or hover round.

If by destroy Isis you mean drive around their town terrorizing anyone who looks remotely Muslim. Then yes, yes they will

1. War on ISIS on Social Media as effective as War on Telephony to prevent bad people from talking.

I'm still trying to figure out why Days Before Rodeo was on so many year end lists last year. It was an hour of the same beats and ad libs.