Having heard about the pink slop you Yanks serve your kids in school (tasting, apparently, of pink slop), I feel, as a Brit, that I should defend our Breakfast In A Can.
But even I can't do the impossible.
However, I have 'enjoyed' a couple many years ago in student post-alcohol fugue state, when a can opener is about…

Wow, does this guy hate Fallon or wot?

Not possible to make a GOOD biopic without Giamatti. Often he's the ONLY good thing in the movie.

Merely set decor. Her acting is on a par with that Android in 'Blade Runner'; the one that everyone (except her) knew was an Android. Maybe we should tell Natalie?

You are entitled to your opinion, though it does raise doubts about your sanity. Well, your taste, anyway  ;-)

"He dies"?