Something like this works because its interior is shit:

The car-buying world is very different for skilled mechanics than it is for the rest of us. Your VW mechanic can probably afford to drive a VW himself :)

I know! For the price of a new Cayman GT4 you can have this finnicky, used Audi that will consistently depreciate until it’s restored to stock (likely at great cost after a terrible engine failure).

A seven year old Audi with 60k miles and 50% more HP than it was designed for.

I love the R8, and I love a good deal, but this isn’t for me. I would rather be down on horsepower and just stick with my stock motor. Especially with that beautiful gated shifter.

Unnecessary censorship

The united federation of planets?

I was going to say NP until I saw this door ding. God only knows what other problems are lurking underneath.

This Guy scared the shit outta me LOL.

My Ford GT.

My answer to this is very predictable for anyone that knows me

I used to deliver cars while I was in College. I could put on a tie and bring a car to a guys house, have him finish some of the paperwork and be on my way. I’d get cash from the dealer based on how far the trip was and I usually would get a decent tip from the customer since they didn’t have to set foot in the…

I’m fairly certain a McLaren F1 would do just fine at that price.

OR, “We will charge you extra for things we place in or leave in your car, even if disgusting and foul.”

Curse you physiology!

They used a whole bunch of different colored inks too, stick to black you wasteful shit.

.........No one ever got life in prison for knocking someone’s teeth out.

That’s the problem - people think that they can do anything because nobody will do anything.

I have to agree. Once in a great while people really just need to get their ass kicked. This is a good example of one of those times.

If I caught the person in the act of putting this on my car I’d probably make it to where they’d have to get their stomach pumped to get their teeth back. Morons like this person need to get a rude lesson in minding their own business and motivation to stop being an ignorant blowhard.