Seriously, bro. Some dudes have no idea how to treat bitches

Next time wait till the fuzz is right behind you and dump the caltrops. Q is not going to be happy about losing one of his metros

Are you simple minded? Regulation comes into effect in car design from the headlights to emissions. It’s the only reason this is being done. Ignore away, susan

Damn. I’m going to need a private place and two tissues.

Yes. That’s the narrative most manufacturers have been giving.

Damn. That’s one fine volkswagen. I’m sure I’ll see plenty of elderly women driving them here in Los Angeles

Sweet jesus. You can probably smell that from space.

Steve Peterson. I hate to stereotype but I’m guessing you can’t dance, good sir

There was one the exact same color in front of my favorite restaurant. I was admiring it and a dude walked up and asked me if it was mine. I said that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

On a scale of 1-10, how hard did you have to smack a bitch?

11. If Jay Leno won’t buy one it’s probably not worth owning

When I saw the subway systems in Germany I flipped out. So clean. No smell of urin. No little shit’s playing awful music through low quality speakers. They obviously don’t know how to subway

I have to make a quick correction. Casino Royale had the hottest bond girls. The original Casino Royale with Peter Sellers and Woody Allen. Not the travesty that put me to sleep

Offer and acceptance, brah. Count me in

Blues Brothers and the original Gone in Sixty Seconds are contenders. But yeah, Ronin

There better be stickers!!!!!!

I’d take it even in that horrendous color scheme

Came looking for this. Was not disappointed

Very

I’m moving up to norcal. Been visiting their looking for a house. Worst drivers in california. Driving anywhere near Oakland should require a fire suit and helmet. Lunatics.