Looks badass. Will see

Why do I feel like there are boxes of hardcover pornography in the trunk of that thing

Cotd

The dude works at Taco Bell and presumably pays for his own car. So until there is evidence to the contrary you treat that vehicle like it’s a classic ferrari.

I would let workers use my bathroom as well. Many wouldnt. That’s why you see portable toilets outside people’s homes during construction.

I think we get the point you work on your car yourself. Some modern vehicles require expertise and special tools / equipment.

I don’t allow food in my car. Or drinks. If a mechanic brought either without my permission he’d need a job for health insurance.

Cars should not be touched by human hands. Only microfiber cloths. And when you ride in someone else’s car don’t fiddle with shit. Lastly, as Chris Tucker poignantly stated: “never touch a black man’s radio, boy!"

First one is a hot mess. The one with the chopped roof actually looks pretty nice

Better man than me. Those bastards would be sleeping in a tent down by the river

What people do with their money is their own business buy I’d take the gt3 rs all day over any jaguar currently being offered

I’ll take them all. Here is a personal check. Give me the keys before I change my mind

I either use the classic bird or use my index finger and tap my temple as I yell “Use your fucking brain!"

Furries, cosplays. I am a grown ass man and don’t have time to differentiate these socially retarded individuals. Don’t get me wrong, I liked cartoons a lot... when I was five. At least some of these winners are hitting the gym which is better than nothing. Nothing sadder than seeing a 300 pound wonder woman or a…

My balls are soft as a whisper. Would you be offended if I rested them on your granite countertop?

Unfrotunately the average person doesn’t draw a distinction. I’ve seen bimbos straight up sit on the hood of parked Ferraris to pose for pictures.

With that cavalier attitude you will wake up one morning to find two furries dressed up as pokemons making nasty love on top of your GTR. Slippery slope, DeMuro.

Yeah. Homegirl was leaning up on it. Savages!

The second some asshole touched my ride I would have ended my experiment and thrown down the hammer. Who does that? Get in that ass, DeMuro!

Money laundering is the most preposterous crime ever conceived. God forbid a criminal enterprise would want to keep some of its money in the bank or reinvest it into the stream of commerce