Void my warranty and push a car that sounds like a congested hairdryer? Think I’ll get a used cayman insteas

Mid engine six and I won’t look at these cars like the pee shy dude that goes into a stall to pee

Agree. I think Mayweather has like six or more

Careful Toyota. If your chassis catches on fire you can expect to be sued by Ferrari for misappropriating trade secrets

Pulling up to a prius in one of those is now on my bucket list

How many countries has England not tormented?

Don’t find your title amusing, Mate.

Don’t start fights, but don’t swallow your pride either. I can’t remember the details of the times I had my ass kicked, but I could draw you pictures of when I’ve had to swallow my pride. Take the assbeating, it’s worth it.

Thanks for the lesson, professor. If you go read the Constitution black people are apparently three fifths of a human being. So fuck you, your opinion, and your Wikipedia citations

I humbly disagree. They will beg you to hold the car for them and only begin to haggle once they arrive at some ungodly hour they insisted on coming

Okay. Let’s just say you have a form of misinformation tourettes

Bringing up undocumented immigrants and referring to them as “illegal aliens” in an unrelated story is fairly good evidence of bigotry. My feathers are ruffled because I don’t like to see these hard working people dehumanized because they seek the American dream and embody it to an overwhelming degree. Getting back to…

True with regards to CHP but if you park your car in west Hollywood without front plates you will very likely receive a ticket. Within an hour. Santa Monica police will pull you over and ticket you. I know from experience.

Your dad is 65. Don’t push anything beyond a Toyota or Lexus on him. Especially a Land Rover. Dude is going to be on the side of the road more than a hooker with a meth addiction

Test your theory in west Hollywood or Santa Monica

Bigoted manchild living in fly-over state is jealous. It’s a plate with historical signifance in california. I don’t think much time was spent on this proposal if that’s what you are really butthurt about.

Dickheads like this deserve to have a window punched out and the entire interior filled with quick drying insulation foam and human feces from someone that eats large amounts of fruit

Yesterday i saw worse understeer from a prius caused by a jerkoff trying to merge into the offramp past the 13th hour. Take the next exit, jerks! Your inconvenience is not worth risking lives. The prius driver was able to get control but was swerving back and forth for quite some time. However, to play devils advocate…

Stand on his desk and urinate all over his paperwork. Nobody calls me crazy. You hear that doctor simmons? Not crazy

In the US, hearsay is not admissible in a court of law (one person saying what another person said). There are some exceptions to the rule. I believe this one would be the excited utterance exception, but I’m not sure. I’d ask a real (practicing) lawyer