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Uncommon non-snarky take: Mr. Portis should be glad he didn’t end up killing a man. It’s one thing to get into a shoving match, but a whole different world knocking a man out cold for several minutes. Me thinks Portis should be signing away some game checks.

Too old for reddit? Do you have employment where you interact with any kind of software or online application? There are some esoteric formatting rules and a lot of the communities are absolute hot garbage, but reddit is my first stop to EVERYTHING you can think of and it’s no complicated versus anything else out

The only man to come close to beating Jones was Cormier. HELLO? Alexander Gustafsson? The guy that many (though not most) thought to have done enough to beat Jones? Look at their hospital picture taken together and tell me who was worse for wear. I will wait.

Is the White Sox marketing department paying you guys?

I’m a White Sox fan and I think these updates are getting a little ridiculous. Keep up the good work I guess.

You’re not wrong, but the logistics of “making shit happen” is a hell of a lot easier with a population of 30-40 million as opposed to 320+ million.

If there is one thing I learned in corporate life it is that you will move up a lot faster and gain status not by exemplary work & work ethic, but by gaining the respect and admiration of those who have the power to make those decisions (and this can be mutually exclusive). Sucks to be me because I prefer the “Fuck

I give up. There are no good people left.

Interesting how much less indignation there is with these particularly awful revelations in contrast with the whole Penn State fiasco. I’m sure not having a household name like Joe Paterno for hot takes has something to do with it despite the exponentially higher victim count. Either way everyone can burn in hell for

So...bootstraps? Isn’t this an argument people on the left hated?

What in the actual fuck. Can’t comprehend how you can take the time to boil water and not think, “Maybe this is a dumb thing to do.”

So if Trump wins - is there a consensus on what we do next? Will there be record alcohol sales for people to drown their sorrows? Will we quit our jobs in protest?

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. This sucks.

I have only been to one live NFL game in my life. I was 19. I am now 25. I have no plans on ever returning again. NFL crowds are ass.

Fuck...don’t remind me. He’s still 24 right? RIGHT????

I’ll follow where ever you go HamNo.

Ham No - will you be taking over MMA coverage for Deadspin? I think you would love delving into the deep, deep political bullshit that is the UFC. The fights are fun too!

Gee Whiz.