heeeyyooo
HeeeyYooo
heeeyyooo

Or maybe - just maybe - he actually did nothing wrong (which Kesha previously corroborated under sworn testimony, by the way) and is tired of being labeled a rapist despite zero evidence supporting said label.

This was an interesting story. It never happened and is a complete work of fiction, but so is Lord of the Flies, and that didn’t stop me from enjoying it.