Shouldn’t have worn a helmet.

Fuck freddy. His shit is unreadable.

They fired Sean and put this ghetto wetback who can’t afford to maintain the shit cars he buys in charge of the bike blog. Fuck Jalopnik.

Um, you being serious? It’s for snow. Snow does accumulate on headlamps at night.

It’s a chick, the number of drinks they have are measured by the same metric as guys they’ve fucked, aka multiply it by 3.

That seems like a lot of work to save the cost of less than a pint of good beer. Are you not going to watch MotoGP?

This is better.