Heartless mother fucker.

The fact that he tried to qualify the suicide, tells me he feels some guilt.

I got so excited you noticed me I replied to myself.

OMG MARK SHRAYBER RECOMMENDED ME!!!!

#hashtagsdonthavespacesgrandma

WHY DO YOU HATE SEX/WOMEN/VAGINAS????

Very well put.

Ike Barinholtz FTW!!!!

I want to star you but my phone won't allow it.
Know that in my heart you're a star.

Just his hand on her zipper........

This is so depressing.

THIS! THIS TIMES A MILLION

I'll take it!

Now I have a sad.

Jay Mohr is the human equivalent of a yeast infection.

Different outlooks are vital to a healthy discussion.

Oh, I just thought it meant they were destined to be together.

NUANCE!

Nope. Love the fact that they are a couple!