Amen.

Are you British? Cause that is the only reason I could see someone choosing lead like scones. LOL

Here are some adjectives I would use to describe the food I have been forced to eat at Starbucks. (Only food at the hospital)

I have never eaten something at Starbucks that tasted remotely like food.

Samaire Armstrong?! I remember her.

Im going to need you to provide me with a side by side comparison before I can make that call

Basically they tongue fucked the air between them, not so much each other.

WHY DID I WATCH!!??

I thought he was somebody famous! He has movie star looks

Did that actually happen? OMG

I thought it was well known that Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade were all about the threesomes.

I love that baby!!! His eyes are bulging.

We know she didn't marry Jay Mohr for his personality, looks, or talent.

Basically can he write a sentence that arouses me.

The Rock is hot but stupid.

Classic!

Shoe-resistant people are generally the same as pants resistant people.

I don't expect a lot from gentlemen, but I do expect them to bring the same level of enthusiasm and effort as me to the event.