Basically they tongue fucked the air between them, not so much each other.

WHY DID I WATCH!!??

I thought he was somebody famous! He has movie star looks

Did that actually happen? OMG

I thought it was well known that Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade were all about the threesomes.

I love that baby!!! His eyes are bulging.

We know she didn't marry Jay Mohr for his personality, looks, or talent.

Basically can he write a sentence that arouses me.

The Rock is hot but stupid.

Classic!

Shoe-resistant people are generally the same as pants resistant people.

I don't expect a lot from gentlemen, but I do expect them to bring the same level of enthusiasm and effort as me to the event.

Honestly it depends on the guy.

Then Jove the lord of thunder sent the blast of a mighty wind from the mountains of Ida, that bore the dust down towards the ships; he thus lulled the Achaeans into security, and gave victory to Hector and to the Trojans, who, trusting to their own might and to the signs he had shown them, essayed to break through…

Then the sexting with me is clearly consensual. Carry on

WOW!

Unsolicited sexts are the worst. Make sure its consensual sexting or I will just start sending back lines from the Iliad.

You buried the lede! Two weeks!!! How are you not dead of blood loss yet??

What if you gave her your number and said, "Ask him to give me a call....