It just means it’s now morally justified to torrent Seinfeld.

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

Only sometimes? My car gets no miles starting Friday 3:30pm.

I don’t know how people do “successful” living. All of it sounds so freaking exhausting. I can’t even commit to seeing friends on the weekend cause sometimes I just want to do nothing.