pretty sure wendy’s thing is to do a terribly wrong hot take so she gets attention, then reverses it and pretends to be all remorseful so people are all like “thanks for seeing the light wendy now you woke too”, and then she counts her money and cackles and goes onto jezebel and looks in the greys to find another…

There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

Why for heaven's sake? She's a famous 'personality.' I'd be grateful enough if my next-door neighbors could be woke. because they 'own' and we rent, so they get to mess with us. Closer to home - C'mon (no disrespect).

She acted happy being married to Kris for awhile. That alone deserves an award.

Counterpoint? A lot of people who experience depression try to self-medicate and set off a vicious circle. Coke spoons on IG isn’t cool but when you’re wired and feeling brilliant, judgement also gets compromised.

As they move forward - the United States is trying to regress back to the Salem Witch Trial era.

Well, I just think, as a straight white man, we should take my feelings of uncomfortableness into account before we do anything else around here at Jezebel. That’s all. Is that so much to ask?

tell me more about your feelings, don’t be shy, i am here for you

She was on a wholesome Nickelodeon show, let her diddle herself in front of the cameras like my girl Anne Hathaway.

I’m sorry but its getting REALLY creepy (more than usual) referring to this adult woman as a baby. I know its for shits n giggles but still.

Ok, so, like, I thought it was hilarious and all but I think we might need to tone it down it with the baby talk and stuff cause I’m starting to get some v weird conflicting feelings here.

to everyone i know:

She continues to look better with age. It’s astounding. Even though she’s likely had work done, that can only go so far - she is a glowing Latina unicorn. Also she seems like hella fun to be around and I would absolutely hit da club with her.

There was a good piece on Salon this week about how we’re great at keeping very ill newborns alive too, even if it means they suffer and have a negative prognosis. So, for a certain segment of the population, medical progress is A-OK as long a the patient is suffering.

I loved him in The Mummy. He looked like he was having such a good time. It sucks he was never a bigger star because he always seemed really nice.

People on high-level support like vents and pressers would be dead without them. In this example, medical advancements in the ICU are considered good by the religious right. Hard-core Christians also take all of the chemo and radiation around when they have cancer. This is also acceptable medical advancement. But…

What’s interesting is that the Catholic Church was actually fairly permissive of human dissections, even in the middle ages. Apparently one papal decree was misinterpreted as a ban on autopsies, but the matter was eventually cleared up.

In fact, according to wiki:

My husband is black. He also has light brown skin and blue eyes. His parents are black. His grandparents are black. His great grandparents are black and his great-grandparents are black (he can trace his lineage back pretty far on both sides, even beyond his great-grandparents). People will say, “what are you?” He’ll…

I dated a guy who did this in college. When I finally broke up with him I saw his tools for emotional manipulation so clearly. Marnie’s eye rolls were spot on. Loved it.

Desi just breaking down in sobs and wailing about how his mother damaged him every time Marnie got mad at him is never not funny.