btw, of course I adored him to pieces and still do.

I so wanted a chubby baby. I dreamed and dreamed of a chubby baby.

I’m really curious if she’s poly. I kinda get that vibe, but I could be wrong.

They are GRANDPARENTS! They will love it. Plus, it will give them a joyous chance to tell you how you’re doing it wrong. ;)

I am you. You are me.

Just hang on. It gets better, and you slowly, but surely, get the ability to catch up on your sleep.

I can’t watch them. I would end up on a rooftop with a scoped rifle taking out every man I could see.

I’m going to give you my favorite parenting website because it’s non-judgmental, based on what we know about child development, and it helped me stay ahead of my son’s curve. My son never — not once — had a tantrum in a shop. It’s entirely possible to have a happy, positive parenting experience. It really is. Dr Laura…

Still, this sound like a tough schedule. Scrounging up the money for a babysitter could be very important. See if you can scrape it up. Or perhaps a relative could give you a certificate for babysitting as a baby present. Something. You need some down time!

Mine’s a toddler and learning tantrums right now. I think the only answers are self care and trying to keep your relationship in semi-working order, because being a baby is hard work and the lows you have to help them through are unpredictable and tough.

BTDT.

For me, things got a little easier when baby turned about 4 months, and a lot easier at 8 or 9 months. The additional interaction and working on recognizable things—trying to crawl, getting good at grabbing things, eating finger foods—made her a lot less alien.

God, hope you can hang in there. My only advice is that it helps to cry and let it all out when you can. So many hugs to you <3

i want to experience a ghost so badly except i dont bc i will be skeered

1) Yes, when I am considering a relaxing weekend away from home, the first place I think of is the home where two people were chopped to bits with an axe. And let me at that bedroom where the female victim was found!!! I can’t wait to lay my head down on the pillow a mere feet from where her brains were spilled out…

It’s not a big deal. A black bar in a photo just means you have 72 hours to find and kill all of your blood relatives or Lizzie rises from the grave to drag you, screaming, into Hell.

Publicity? Increased album and merch sales? Revenue from the blog? Again, I’m not trying to be cynical. It just hit me weird.

You should actually watch the doc and how the hair cut came about before judging but look at it this way: In all likelihood, this was her one and only haircut for the year, perhaps a couple of years. If you spend $20 every other week at the Hair Cuttery and she spends $87 a year on one hair cut, she actually comes out…

If anyone deserves some pampering it is this woman. But $87 for a haircut when you can't afford a prescription is not fiscally responsible so it doesn't really sit well with me that someone would spend that much on a hair cut in that situation.