+1 Julio Franco (and really no one else)

I think that’s Mean Joe Greene!

I believe the technical term is “absolute pandemonium”

Toga. Toga. Toga.

bilious (look it up)

Its a real shame that the NBA didn’t give them 6 months and 81 other games to determine their fate.

actually those were both sac flies, so his batting average against is 1.000

High arch, over here. I never noticed as a kid since you can just leave shoelaces loose, but dress shoes don’t work that way (even lace-ups don’t have sneaker flexibility), so I’ve had to concoct a mixture of wide and otherwise oversized shoes, that inevitably fail.

I do love how the basketball HOF works. George McGinnis is far and away the second best player on this list (you could argue, but lose, that he is the best) yet gets relegated to the “other inductees include” list. If this were the baseball HOF, there’d be a merciless contingent of Jack Morris fans to get behind him.…

These guys sure love their chess

The blocked shot thing is pretty misleading numerology. There’s only been 80 seasons of 10+ assists, and it was kind of hard to count but only about 20 guys have done it. A lot of Stockton, Magic, even Deron Williams did it 4 times. Considering guys on the list include a “muggsy” and a “tiny,” all that’s happened is…

Meh, there are still 32 automatic bids, most of which are for lousy schools, getting their shot. The fact that there aren’t 3 more lousy schools invited doesn’t make much of a difference when the 12-16 seeds went a collective 1-20, proving their skill quite effectively.

The Eagles have never lost to the Jets, the only one-sided matchup in the NFL if you exclude some 3-0's from “recent” expansion and Ravens/Browns existences. Which is odd since historically both teams are mediocre, and since they only meet every 4 (formerly 3) years, they basically have new teams every time.

I’m a straight guy, and I have seen a lot of movies about lesbians. And when I say a lot, I mean “way more than a lot, and then some.” Carol is the worst lesbian movie I have seen. By a lot.

Actually, parking is a major planning issue in urban areas with all religions. Unlike residential or most commercial parking, which have predictable hourly and daily rotation patterns, religious institutions tend to have major rushes once per week, or some other irregular interval, and require large amounts of land to…

who’s got video of the goalie taking 5 minutes to find the lost puck in his equipment. I feel like it was kiprisoff, but maybe someone else.

Sudden Infant Death

That list is a real who’s who of NFL talent

How is the Yacht scene in Kansas? I’ve been looking for a place to dock my Benetti Mediterraneo 116'

She clearly misspoke, you’re supposed to grab em by the pussy