That's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of.

He must have gotten hold of that "GANGEE 4 FACELIFT" check.

♫coooooiiiiiincideeeeeeeeeeence…♫

Cuba doesn't have that kind of range.

Yes, 17 is a weird, somewhat pretentious number. But really, what else can you expect from these people; everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant it just makes me want to set myself on fire.

You know what, I'll just go ahead and say it too. Everybody who hated Boyhood has my blessing to disappear off the face of the Earth. I'm serious. Just jump off a cliff, all of you. Nobody's going to fucking miss you. It's very likely that the world will be a better place once every fuckbag who sneers at that movie is…

I propose that Metacritic be adopted as the mainstream barometer for critical approval of movies. Rotten Tomatoes counts the opinion of a lot of people who can't really be considered critics (all you have to do to join the party is to have a website with a certain amount of traffic), and their "liked it/didn't like…

*Cece. But okay, good reference.

I'M NOT…

The Internet Is Simply Trying To Help You Overcome Your Alcoholism, Okay?

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3. John Cheever
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Oh, yes, I agree. Despicable Me 2 was turd of the highest order. I only specifically referred to The Croods (which isn't great, but yeah, it's passable) because otherwise that wouldn't have been a response to your comment.

At times like this, I'm reminded that The Croods was nominated for an Oscar over Monsters University and I cringe.

Am I the only one who likes I Speak Because I Can more than Once I Was an Eagle? Anyway, I'm super stoked for this.

He's busy with Korean shit!

I thought the ending was worth it for the marvelous, marvelous reaction shot of Emma Stone. Forget her big speech; that moment right there is where she earned her Oscar nod.

Upvoted despite thinking Birdman was rather rich, because you nailed my reaction to Boyhood.

I don't know. I really liked the energy Romijn brought to the character when she was still mostly on the sidelines, but I'm not sure if she would have managed to sell Mystique's bigger, heavier arc in the past two movies as well as Lawrence did. (Whatever your qualms about her embodiment of the character, she is an…

And every one of them is going to be better than Divergent.

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