Shit, now I have to learn French.

I think you are giving Trump too much credit. He has no idea a country called Montenegro exists, much less who its Prime Minister is.

If Merkel ever lost her cool she would snap his neck in a swift stroke and then casually move on with her day.

Just breaking: Jared Kusner under FBI investigation re: Russia.

With Mother’s Day coming up tomorrow, I just wanted to share the story of when I was eight and my mom threw a can of creamed corn at me in a grocery store. In her defense, she did yell “Here, catch!” as the corn was halfway through its trajectory; just in time for me to look up, ensuring it hit me square in the face.…

Oh, my pleasure! Here’s a bonus round.

I’m hoping we can keep up this level of disappointment and anger among people for the next 17 months so we can harness it for 2018 midterm elections!

does this mean we should abolish auto insurance? Why the fuck should I pay for someone else’s accident? Fucking goons should learn how to drive, and not get hurt in accidents.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Marcia Gay Harden is too good for shit like this. I hope she made bank.

Blood $$$$ for her descendants. She doesn’t give a flying fuck if she lied, bet she voted for Trump too.

I would very much like to hear Obama’s unfiltered thoughts.

Trump acting like a petulant child? That’s so unpresidented

You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.

All of this is just gross. Like, if Jay Z wants to cheat, fine. If Beyoncé wants to write a passive aggressive lyric about that, fine. If Rachel wants to brag about it on Instagram, fine. I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.

I do this to anyone, honestly. I walk my dog around my block every day, and I happen to live in the downtown area of my city. I am a courteous walker, verY aware of where my dog is so people don’t have to dodge a leash. I also walk with my husband most times and we always go single file when we come upon another…

A real hockey player would have finished his shift.

I’ll be honest. I do not like Leonardo DiCaprio.

May she graduate magnum cum loudly.

A very worthy recipient. I’m glad they chose someone that would have difficulty getting more conventional scholarships.