FFFFFFFF I’D FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT TERRIBLE AD.

I’m all for making people aware of product safety. But one study showing a potential link is not good enough. There need to be several studies that are able to show the same results. Using one study is how alarmists twist facts.

Today’s misplaced concern is brought to you by the letter B, for “Bioavailability”

Margaret Atwood was on point when she said,

Even as a seven-year-old, I was so baffled at the drug lyceums my school would have where they claimed that drug dealers hang around the playground, give kids stickers with acid or LSD on them, and then the kids are hooked on drugs FOREVER! My allowance was $1 a week, I could not afford drugs. That’s just a horrible…

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Given that Halloween is coming up and all sorts of stupid lore about treats laced with tricks will soon full the media, here is a simple trick to detect illicit drugs in your confections:

“Oh. Duh,” she says, echoing my thoughts entirely, “Okay, I’ll take the crispy chicken salad with extra extra ranch” she concludes out of nowhere.

Okay, I haven’t read through yet, but last week, I discussed writing up a “BCO In Jokes Primer”... and here it is. For all those who are new...

“OK people, our numbers are too high this week, so I’m going to need you to give 110% and piss off as many customers as you can. Lie about not having products, switch size labels, flat out refuse to “Go in back to see if you have it”

I think some people get this idea in their head that customer service people who don’t get them exactly what they want are just being lazy, like we have Everything in Every size in a back room somewhere but we just can’t be bothered to go and get it. This ignores the simple fact that standing there trying to tell…

Whenever that happens I’m just screaming in my head “OH MY GOD, IF I COULD DO THE THING OR GIVE YOU THE THING I WOULD DO IT INSTANTLY BECAUSE THAT WOULD GET YOU OUT OF MY FACE!”

This is the same country where otherwise sane people believe the moon landing was faked, Obama is Kenyan, vaccines cause autism, and our food supply is poisoned by corporations.

Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…

Having spent several years in food service, mostly hauling sizzling fajita plates around, I can honestly say I fantasized many, MANY times about dropping one of those plates in a customer’s lap. The difference, though, is that I DIDN’T. Jesus, lady.

Did you go get your own drinks from the bar, and food from the kitchen? No? Then the waiter has earned their tip. If you don’t want pay your share of a wait person’s wage then go to a fast food place, or eat in.

But we don’t need unions or collective bargaining or wage laws because each individual server can just use the vast power and leverage they hold to stop the managers from doing this sort of thing. Also I have a magic unicorn rabbit that shits skittles.

Let me just get the Pinkham’s Law out of the way, because I don’t see any yet and I’m SURE it’ll happen-

ARGLE BARGLE BUT RESTAURANT MANAGERS WORK HARD TOO AND NEVER GET TIPS DID YOU KNOW RESTARANT MONAGERS CARE ONLY ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF THE RESTESRAUNT AND ARE SELFLESS ANGELS TO WORK AS HARD AS THEY DO FOR THE…

Note: I am in no way defending either the letter writer or the responder from Uexpress. I think we can all agree they are both shitty people.

i hope he steps on a lego