Well you see, when the hippies get exposed to Hep A, it directly affects them because they’re both preparing and eating the food. The company executives who make the decisions that lead to managers not giving a shit and forcing sick staff to work, they damn well don’t eat fast food burgers. It’s just like the oil…

HE’S THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WHO PRONOUNCES IT THAT WAY, NO IT ISN’T LEGIT.

“HEP HEP NOT HOORAY”

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

I’ve been thinking a lot about the politics and ethics of pedigree breeding lately. I just started volunteering at a local animal shelter and the weird obsession people have with breeds is difficult to accept. It’s one of the first questions people ask, and they’re not looking for breed-specific illnesses or genetic…

You know, one day I’ll be mature enough not to giggle for thirty seconds about the couple fighting over their Dog’s sperm being named the Wangsnesses.

Once, as a teenager, I worked for a couple hours as a favor to my friend’s dad, handing out free samples of this really terrible energy bar at Costco. People will eat literally anything if it’s free and in a small accordion paper cup. This bar tasted like dirt rubbed in poo with some raisins in for a hellish texture…

Do you know what spray tan is made out of? I mean, they each have different proprietary things in them, but what turns you brown is DHA, or Dihydroxyacetone. It sounds scary, but it’s just an extract from beets. It reacts with the amino acids on the outer layer of your skin and turns ‘em brown. DHA has been approved…

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an immature, hateful, and foolish way. It was in particular a breach of trust to post intimate details about lovers. I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.

So obviously what Behar said was wrong and idiotic, but I'm kind of surprised at this level of backlash. The people on The View have said way worse about many other groups of people (like rape survivors, for example). Curious.

Not to mention the seeming endless parade of reality shows where people audition to marry essentially (and sometimes literally) strangers. Funny how the fundies aren’t up in arms about that “devaluing” marriage.

Not directed at you, you just brought up a great point. I wish we could stop with this “marriage isn’t taken lightly”. It is. We have countless celebrities marrying for publicity and non-celebs marrying because they got drunk in Vegas, needed someone to split the rent and so forth.

My apologies in advance for the long backstory, but it is necessary to fully understand the horrible-ness of the situation. I live in a tiny apartment in New York with my wife and son, which, ever since our son has gotten the ability to walk and talk and whatnot already made sex a fairly covert affair (the window of…

I think he had an intent.

I once built a gravity-powered trebuchet out of an old basketball hoop stand and brought it to school. Our middle school let us build literal rockets, with explosive engines, for class. My crafts class in high school let us use oxy-acetylene torches and handle molten metal. I guess what I’m saying is, if “make cool…

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

I live on Whidbey, happy to host a Jezzie cocktail hour/bunny ogling fest. Unfortunately I live about 20 minutes north of Langley, but we could all hop in the family minivan and make it a road party. Couple of decent bars and a really good pizza joint in downtown Langley.

Needs more stars.

“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”