Very. The Canadian Moose Troopers are a lot faster than you’d expect, and the Polar Bear Cavalry are savage as fuck.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Who needs institutional memory when you have an overgrown toddler running the country with a four second attention span?

This is the first, and I’m guessing last, time I have ever said to myself, “Good for you, Shia Labeouf!”

I’m both comforted that other people are feeling this way, and also really, really sorry to hear it. “I can feel them coming’ is a perfect way to describe it. It’s like something is speeding towards me and I can feel the shock waves, even when I can’t see what the damned thing is yet.

So, lately I find myself sitting on websites like Jezebel, reading articles, and then when I’m finished reading all the new content I hit ‘refresh’ over and over and over and over and over and...

A lot of these vile men would assault and rape their wives; then claim it is neither as they are property to them. This shit is repulsive. Having this colostomy bag in power needs to challenged legally and continuously, until he is formally impeached and imprisoned for treason against he US Constitution and his life…

Also, I just want to say, I love how everyone seems to have gone at these things with a level of perfectionism. THAT MAN MADE PENCIL GUIDELINES FOR HIS SIGN.

I love that guy’s self-satisfied smirk even more than the sign itself.

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

Saw this on Instagram:

Why the fuck does Flint not have clean water yet? It is not just criminal, it is evil that this is STILL GOING ON.

My late grandparents survived the Holocaust, so the fact that stories like this are still happening today is surreal if not entirely surprising. But I must admit I find the handwringing over whether or not it’s OK to punch Nazis to be kinda sickening. Dude believes that all non-whites should be removed from America in…