They’ll just keep passing federal voter restriction laws until there’s no such thing as a blue state.

It’s been nice seeing you all. I’m taking a social media, blog, and news break until Monday. I’m just going to listen to old Quincy Jones albums all weekend and drink Manhattans and hope like hell that Allen Funt will pop out from behind a tree and yell, “Smile! You’re all on Candid Camera!”

I hate them for filling my heart with so much hate.

And these are the people who claim to be Christians.

Thank you. I’m here for high-brow nerd sex shows based on novels, but can we talk about Corrine already and how she is the worst human being alive and also the first toddler to ever appear on the show?!

I know this has nothing to do with this article, but I don’t know where else to post.

“We have three of the biggest celebrities,” Barrack argued, listing President Obama as number one, the city of D.C. as number two, and president-elect Donald Trump as number three

That is everything I never knew I wanted.

I can’t wait for twitter fight between Kanye and Trumpo.