I admit, if there was a buddy comedy starring Corey Feldman and the ghost of Corey Haim, I’d probably at least hit a matinee showing.

Oh my god — you weren’t kidding!

“They’re cute, they’re complicated, and they’re about to become family”

Wait... is it:
“Are you still texting, Bitches?”
or
“Are you still texting Bitches?”
?

It’s hard to find a woman stupid and pliable enough to support Trump’s economic “policies”. Too much self-respect. Steves, on the other hand, no matter you spell it, are easy enough.

I’m imagining miniature funerals, with caskets the size of your thumb. Buried in tiny little graves with popsicle sticks as the tombstones.

Their narcissism knows no end. /vomit

isn’t it grand that idiots come in all shapes and sizes and races and genders? thanks for sharing.

awwww, you’re pretending you’ve never heard the phrase “people of colour” before and like it’s some kind of racist slur. that’s so cute.

Funny how some self-professed progressives are going to “protest” the corrupt DNC by allowing their fellow women/minority citizens to experience the biggest setback to their constitutional rights in decades, if not centuries.

Not just you.

love it. she must have been quite fed up, trying to talk over the loudest people in the room. remember folks, 300 people shouting is louder than 3000 people being quiet. Bernie/third party voters are out-numbered, and they’re screaming awful loud.

Oh.

About halfway through this, the abyss began to gaze back at me.

“Slow food”

MOST BEARS THO!

SHIT.

This got a star strictly for:

Step 1. Grind all flour by hand.
Step 2. Knead Bread like a cat for like hours.
Step 3. Bake bread in the stone oven in your cabin in the woods.
Step 4. Cool Bread and watch for bears
Step 5. Cut Bread with axe
Step 6. Get in your land rover and go to Whole Foods for avocados
Step 7. Go back home.
Step 8. Re-examine your…