So I watched one episode of this show, and while I was charmed by a lot of it, some of Martin Short’s jokes just felt painfully dated and offensive (and I LOVE dated shit...like...I watch Mary Tyler Moore on the regular) and I was cringing through a lot of it.

That’s his personal opinion, and him being a Bush holdover who’s worked in other expensive, time-consuming, and ultimately fruitless efforts to persecute Clinton, I’m not inclined to take it too seriously.

Actually, according to the update, not any emails contained classified info when she sent them or received them.

There’s literally no outcome that you woudn’t claim was a win for Trump.

That’s some really deep and well-thought out policy right there. I had no idea he was a policy wonk.

Exactly, I kind of expect 13% of the people to do stupid shit. I expect a little better from a supposedly respected polling outfit. This wacky, zany crap is better suited for morning zoo radio.

Those doll’s eyes freak me the fuck out.

These points cannot be overstated. It’s a bummer in some respects, but because I live in a true-blue state, my vote for the presidency functionally counts less than my That Friend From Back Home. You know the one. He lives in Ohio and jumps all over my Facebook feed by linking Steven Crowder videos in the comments to…

I actually read that this year some pollsters are planning on less POC particpation. I guess because there is no POC running. Which just seems like an insane assumption to make.

(shrug)

Can I express how jealous I am of that? Because I’m so incredibly jealous. I love Dolly.

See also: This little dude.

Man made lakes at major resorts that people boat on should not have monsters in them.

If an Internet comment hurts someone’s pride so much they will risk a republican in the White House, well then let's just say that it explains a lot.

This graph tells me nothing.

My Adelai Stevenson tattoo has been nothing but trouble.

Do you need a nap? A cookie? I could read you a story even. Maybe you have poopy pants?

Especially since Bernie can’t find a suit that fits or comb his hair and Trump is orange and has a dead pomeranian on his head.

KIM: Babe, can you look at these swatches for the paint in the new guest suite? I think Lime Zest is my favorite.