Hiaasen would also probably love the breast implant springing a leak. Sure Skin Tight had an incompetent plastic surgeon who was in it for the bucks, but it didn’t have leaky implants.

I know! It was either Michael J. Pollard or the guy who played the principal on Room 222 and the dad in My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Christ, calling someone a Michael J Pollard lookalike is such a next-level terrific insult.

She married Slightly Elongated Present Day Michael J Pollard.

But doesn’t the dude has a long history of violence?

her new Facebook profile picture features her “handsome, brilliant and amazing” husband.

ALL of these questions have gone through my head. There is nothing in my mind that doesn’t deny the very likely and plausible reality that Johnny Depp loves a toxic relationship. But all of this feels so — hurried? I suppose that’s the right word. And who’s to say that she didn’t push him a little farther than usual…

Yeah- the wastefulness is astounding.

But if they didn’t abandon all of that gear then Mummy and Daddy wouldn’t be able to happily buy them new things next year! And all they want to do is make Mummy and Daddy happy!

They’re not worried about replacing the items or they don’t care about the cost because they’re not paying for them.

Back when Found Magazine was a physical mag as opposed to online, its founder wrote a big article about dumpster diving with his brother at the local university. The students leaving for the summer would basically not bother to pack up, or even donate, pretty much the entire contents of their rooms. They’d just throw…

So, I’m not one to rag on someone’s kink or anything but that photo will haunt my nightmares forever.

Umph, I love Eddie Izzard. In my pants.

I just happened to be around when the presale tweet came up on my feed. I’ve been trying to catch him for years!

“I like my women like I like my coffee. Covered in bees!”

SO JEALOUS. Every time he even gets near me the tickets sell out in five seconds :(

LUCKY!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MitsuBEEshi.