I think the best way to ask someone for a loan is to insult their previous philanthropic efforts. “Yes, yes, you are giving underprivileged children an education. But have you seen my new line of Spanx? Now, that’s something people really need.”

I’m sorry, Tony. I was only making fun of you because of my own deep insecurities. You made that cow vest work.

I learned this lesson the hard way, when in the 5th grade, as a very dorky and very overweight child, I wore a vest with tiny printed cows on it. I paid a very deep social price for this knowledge.

45 pounds heavier due to stupid ugly fur coats

Ryn Weaver, great character. Had her in my party. Really high Intellect, really low Wisdom and Charisma. Overall a bit of a glass cannon mage.

Best puppets.

😕 I really want to like this movie but so far every line he delivers in teasers and trailers just makes me cringe and think of those friends we all have who still emulate Chandler and think they’re WAY funnier than they actually are. I can’t be the only one.

For him, women must be dolls that he can mold into such unnaturally idealized shapes that he can preen by showing the world that he owns them, his artworks. He can’t stand it that Amber Rose is so gorgeous and strong and has no respect for him despite — or rather, because of — knowing him so well. So insecure.

I disagree. I don’t think it makes any political sense for her to release them—they can only hurt her. She’s going to retain that “untrustworthy” label whether she releases them or not; even if she releases them and there’s nothing controversial there, that label doesn’t disappear, nor does it stop Sanders’ camp from…

I just flat out do not believe that this is an issue. This is not a donor event on the campaign trail like Mitt Romney’s, this was a company wanting to hear what she had to say about things and paying her accordingly. I’m more interested in the fact that Elizabeth Warren has endorsed her Wall Street reform plan than I…

Lets be honest about what this is...this is clearly and blatantly an attempt by Bernie Sanders’s supporters to play the same sort of “gotcha” politics they accuse others of doing.

Cool, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that we’re making these demands of the only serious female candidate and not making the same demands of any Republicans, or any other Democrats running for office anywhere. THAT is my point - not that this isn’t a good universal standard, but that it is ONLY the standard for her,…

Your username is amazing, btw.

I was told “women don’t enjoy it much.” When I was old enough to find out for myself, I felt so sorry for my mom.

Omg, totally. My mom was like, “We did it because we wanted children. Thank God we stopped after your [now 26-year-old] brother.” And I was like, “Please never speak of this again.”

I did not have “the talk”, not once. The sexual education I had went like this:

I read it as mint chimp. I wondered if it tastes more minty, or more chimpy.

What a time to be alive when people like Blac Chyna has “fans”.

Too bad she is such an overly enthusiastic Trump supporter. Learning that kind of ruined her for me, which is sad.

“Penn is but a babe in the woke game, but I see some real promise so I’m allowing him in this month.”