Yeah. I am just barely old enough to remember, and but I remember. She wanted to brainwash children in government-sponsored day cares. She was “New Age.” She wasn’t a proper First Lady. Her short hair was terrible, and also meant she was a lesbian. Government health care?! Communism! She killed Vince Foster! She…

1. There’s no evidence that she used her own email address deliberately in order to avoid disclosure. Previous Secretaries of State also used private emails, including Colin Powell. Secondly, even if she had used a government email, the disclosure issues would still be exactly as they are— government employees are…

And that’s insulting as hell. Undecided voters might be weighining the pros and cons of both candidates and just haven’t settled on which competing set of priorities will tip the scales. Holy crap, “do some minimal research”? Original commenter seemed to show some attention to issues (and for crap’s sake is commenting…

You’re insulting someone who is trying to do a good job at voting. Knock it off. It’s ridiculous and not okay.

well thanks for the sweeping generalizations about me and the intelligence of every undecided voter out there that you have of course met and assessed. I don’t even know how to address your condescending fuckery so I’m not going to try....

To paraphrase the great Burneko, “your restraint and desire to think something through is as foreign to us as an actual spaceship filled with aliens.”

Straight up, people who support Bernie Sanders but won’t vote for Clinton if she gets the nomination don’t believe in anything other than supposed liberal purity. I like Sanders, a lot. But frankly the most important things a President does are 1. nominate Supreme Court justices and 2. represent the face of America on…

THIS!!!!!!!!! as an undecided voter, Bernie’s rabid fans have done a hell of a job of alienating the shit out of me. Calling anyone that won’t condemn Hillary as the antichrist a cunt, tracking my Instagram page down to troll me about the greatness of Bernie is not winning me over. I asked one of these crazies if…

I have done Bernie Sanders the favor of hiding any Bernie Bros in my facebook or twitter so that I can make reasonable decisions about the election without feeling like I want to punch Bernie supporters* straight in the taint.

This is going to be my new fighting tactic. “Fuck you! I like your pants!”

Real dimple but they are pierced...... I know too much, I’ll show my self out : (

I think it’s a cheek piercing :)

My face as I thought too deeply about Larry and Hef in the mansion. It would be the old, pornman version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?.

Bobby, I weep for the folks that needed an explanation for your gif.

Donald Trump doesn’t experience sadness, he’s just a carrier.

They’re baaaack...

I want to post Trudy from Reno 911 chanting, USA! USA! USA! Buuuuuut I can’t find it

Is it too late to get that 118th trimester abortion?

i used to live in salem and most days walked by a plaque that commemorated the spot where giles corey was crushed to death by stones —only man executed during the witch hysteria. the whole witch tourism thing drives the economy of that little city. crazy since it was a horrific shitshow of injustice.

Can do Ben! My team of amateur sleuths, the Jihad Squad, is on the case. There’s Nat, our bright and charismatic leader(but if you ask me she’s a bit of a know it all). Then there’s Yancy. Sure he’s always off sneaking a snack but he’s strong as an Ox and has a heart of pure gold. Then of course, there’s Amber. Sure,…