Jesus powers activate!

can we trade trump for bowie?

And, she suffered burns on her hands and feet BECAUSE SHE DID IT ALL BAREFOOT. She literally walked barefoot through fire and lifted a truck.

i also ship these chihuahuas now

Eh, I don’t know. I ship random-ass people all the time. As in “Oh man I hope those two bartenders have a secret romance that they hide from their coworkers, and they go into the back room and make out all the time! They would look so adorable together!”

Hey, don’t start with me. I’m still hurting over the “Great Banning Of MSTings”. Those bastards.

Perhaps helpful to keep in mind - a whole LOT of commenters who CLAIM to be Bernie fans, really, really aren’t. (ie: Breitbart crowd in Bern’s clothing)

Wait, who were we talking about?

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

it gets tiring holding my hands above my head for the seconds it takes to wash my fine straight hair.

That is a weird fucked up relationship.

I’ve been waiting for this:

That King & Queen story is just so presh...like...it’s as if my daughter made it up.

Dose wittle cheeks! Wittle cheeks! And that curly hair! Rich baby or not, he is adorable.

Finally... a Republican who will fight evil by moonlight.

Aww, Miley and Liam. Looking forward to seeing their offspring:

But I don’t find him handsome? Maybe I am super human and I am using my powers for evil instead of good.