You cannot domesticate owlbears.

Your ranger has discovered that, upon obsessively domesticating his owlbear, he has been stricken with a blindness spell!

They also believe they will go to hell if they are killed by a woman, which is practically an invitation at this point.

Fucking 5th Edition just screwed everything up. My Half Elf Ranger in 3.5 had intercourse with Giants just fine and his pet was a wolf.

What the fuck is with all the rules? What is this, Dungeons and Dragons?

I hope someone bought Jamie King some shirts for Christmas so she can make a complete outfit

I think my father may have had a second family...

don’t forget: (results may vary)

New kinja burner handle: Cindy DuPre, Loan Officer

instead of this BS debate can we all just gather together and be outraged about Ron’s lack of fiery ginger locks?

I imagine Lindsey’s “rotating First Lady” would be the ballerina figurine that slowly spins to gently tinkling music when he opens his music box in wistful moments.

How bizarre. I don’t worship people - their talents, maybe- but not them.

Of course you apologize to Aretha Franklin when she’s being disruptive at a Broadway show.

It’s funny - my husband is most definitely not into old movies but he’s always had a thing for Barbara Stanwyck, particularly rooted in his childhood memories of watching “The Big Valley”. If she’s in something I’m watching on TCM, he actually stops to watch.

Indeed.

I just scheduled this on my DVR - mandatory viewing during the Holidays along with ‘The Man Who Came to Dinner’. So many great character actors and Dennis Morgan was dreamy! He used to go to our church when I was a little girl and my mom would always try to elbow her way into the pew behind him.

Double Indemnity is my fucking JAM!

This is one Christmas movie I watch every year... I’m happy to see it featured here, because no one I’ve mentioned it to has ever heard of it.

Yea. A pretty big difference both in body type and habitat. (tit’s on top)