Fernandez was released to his mother and required to wear an ankle monitor.

My first question was, HE HAS FANS?? WTF.

Instant pharma’s gonna get you.

Christmas came early! Remember friends, every time a Martin Shkreli is arrested an angel gets its wings...an AIDS patient gets their meds...overpriced musical memorabilia isn’t sold to a douchebag.

That is my reaction to Natalie Portman in general.

Just your typical tale of corporate rat burn out turned small business owner with a retail shop, online and wholesale business that ships worldwide :) I’m living my dream and absolutely love what I do. (And I’m not medicated for blood pressure anymore, yay!)

My grandparents still have some from that era as well. The head fell off of one a few years ago, but my grandpa still dutifully sets out the corpse and head with all the rest of his friends around the mantel.

We had those too, it was the late 60s/early 70s. The whole “Elf on a shelf” book and recent phenomenon confused me. But then I don’t have kids so I get to skip a lot of this type of holiday games.

O_O

I have one older than me (1980) that was just always part of the Christmas decorating—I’d take him out and play with him for the afternoon, then give him a spot among the branches and forget him there. The 2004 legend is super creepy. Especially the DO NOT TOUCH aspect. Are they gonna realize he’s not alive by…

I don’t know why but I find that Santa snack both a weird and hilarious choice on your parents’ part.

You’re not. I didn’t do the Santa myth with my kids even when we were a Catholic family. It always seemed creepy to me. “Here, sit on this strange man’s lap and tell him things you want and he’ll sneak into your house late at night and bring them to you.” Um, no thanks. This elf on the shelf thing takes it to a whole…

I hate that damn elf and I’m so glad it wasn’t a thing when my kids were little because it is creepy.

I’m not certain that his face is actually attached to his head.

Dita Von Teese: If you hate the Kardashians, you’re “just jealous.”

You are absolutely right on all counts. Jessa is absolutely a victim, and I should have been more clear about that. Beyond the abuse issues, though, I actively despise everything the Duggars stand for. I am tired of them having a platform to spread their hateful bullshit. No more TV shows. No more magazine covers.…

Seriously, if child molestation and rape aren’t enough to get your shitty TV show cancelled, then what is? Say what you want about the Kardashians; this is a whole other level of fucked up.

Can someone explain how/why these people are still on TV?

It makes me want to create an arc of transcendency onto one of her books.

That’s why you have warm woolen mittens to go with bright copper kettles!