How it actually went:

I read the “No poop or vomit stories” for what’s going to be the last time on this site and now I kinda want to send poop/vomit stories to the general Gawker tips email as a form of protest.

I named all my strutting roosters after the entire GOP field.

*signs up for farmersonly.com*

Gonna miss these kind of posts from you, Mark.
A little bit of cute with nightmare links.

Look at those precious creatures!!!!

I believe there’s even a Looney Tunes version, which I only know because it was emblazoned on the back of the denim jacket my internship supervisor at the county jail wore on casual Fridays.

I don’t give two shits about whether or not Trump is serious. It’s more terrifying to see a large number of American voters saying “that’s a good idea!” It appears that many Americans, my parents included, support literal fascism.

Not holding my breath. Someone coached him well on how to present this and he hit his marks. He’s an actor, after all, and not a horrible one. The actions, character, and behaviour he’s displayed for much of his adult life say to me that he’ll talk a good game but when it comes to actually doing something it will be…

I am going to miss you and your writing so much, Mark.

one can only hope, but you’re a better person than me for believing this might be possible :/

It’s not Trump that upsets me. It’s the people that support him and are glad “someone is speaking the truth” that worry me. Trump is a circus clown. The people supporting him and making this possible for him. They are the ones that worry me.

Yeah I could be wrong, but I imagine that in the context of the actual movie the joke is more clearly on Zoolander and Hansel and how stupid and out-of-touch and transphobic they are. That said, I don’t doubt for a second it was edited into the trailer the way it was to make it seem more like a cheap trans joke.

not to get too deep into this BUT i took it as derek & hansel are out of touch with the current fashion industry so they’ve never confronted the new androgynous trends?

I literally gagged at your comment.

omg newborn babies are disgusting.

Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. I don’t know. Seriously. I don’t care.

HITLER INVENTED EMO BANGS MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THIS

And remember: Don’t carve smiles onto your open pussy sores!