And yet that was somehow more than I needed to know.

I was told that “it isn’t what it’s cracked up to be”.

And the thing is, doughnuts aren’t really all that good. There, I said it.

Not sure you’ll want to hitch your wagon to Willey’s star.

I think that’s Mr. Peanut’s beach bum brother.

I wish I could remember the context, but I remember seeing her being asked by some people from her home county for help (natural disaster, maybe?) and her response was “Nobody helped me, so I’m not going to help anybody.” No wonder someone shot up the “Home of Loretta Lynn” erected there.

I just read it as “in this mouth” twice in your post about reading it as “in this mouth.”

So, B and C! Maybe A, too, but your dimple can’t be all that if you have to jazz it up.

Is that A) a real dimple; B) a fake dimple; C) a scar? If A, it’s sort of amazing, if C, it’s the best scar you could have on your face.

Remember when Khloe had a fight with someone on Instagram (whatever) and in the comments on her feed someone, apropos to nothing, wrote “UR HEAD IS SHAPE LIKE A FOOTBALL”? Someone here commented on it. Anyway, UR HEAD IS SHAPE LIKE A FOOTBALL has become my standard contribution to any discussion or argument where I…

I don’t know why exactly, but the line that always gets me going is “I don’t have any swimmin’ in my show.”

She didn’t call them “bastard people”?

Cardboard Monument Valley is my favorite place in Iowa.

Oh, you know Trudy would be huge Trump supporter, right down to her thongs.

I don’t know if I can express this right, but the witch tourism (and dumb TV shows like “Salem”) bothers me in that it suggests that “witchcraft” was a real thing back in the days of the trials. Sure, there was possibly some folk magic and superstitions practiced (as it was pretty much everywhere else for all time),…

Not at the presumed hanging site, however, there is a very nice memorial in town adjacent to an old cemetery.

Yeah, but Mr. Noodles is dead now. Who’s going to replace him? And avenge him.

I wish I hadn’t sunk all my moneys in Kim Davis pinafore tops. I’m never going to move these things!

Gervais’ humor has always been pretty mean spirited. I used to be a fan, but I’m not sure if it just got old for me or he really has gotten meaner. Anyway, no longer a fan, although I really appreciate his intelligence.