Don’t take everything so literally.

Apparently, some in the GOP believe Obama is going to perform a “same-sex” marriage at the SOTU. Kim Davis will utilize her special Jesus powers to protect them.

Crossroads deal. Midnight. You bring the salt and candles. I’ll bring the “doll”.

I found myself shipping two people in Starbucks the other day. I have no idea why, I don’t typically do that.

Aw, that’s my favorite thing to do that I never knew about.

I’m not a Swift fan, but she’s sounds pretty good here. I would love for there to be more “musicians” and “singer/songwriters” and fewer “performers”. Enough with the floor show extravaganzas—let’s get down to basics.

I wouldn’t mind having frequent salon-style washings, but not in the sink and def not in the shower (ew).

Oh, yes. It went down in flames eventually.

Totally believe that of Mariah. I had a formerly independent friend who, after a couple of years in a relationship, could no longer wash her own hair because her partner always washed it for her. During a brief breakup she called crying and I hadda go wash her damn hair in the sink. People get used to being helpless.

Would it kill you to pick up a comb?

I love all the pearl clutching this spurs among the GOP and DC journo-villagers.

It is, I can see it. I think it’s first time I have seen a resemblance.

Yes, that she murdered and field-dressed herself!

Martin Sheen was no slouch in “Apocalypse Now” Such brooding!

I’ll check him out—thanks!

I’m so ready for a soul music revival.

Wow, how is she better than ever? Pretty sweet. Aretha, I mean.

I always thought that “Soft Kitty” was so cute, but I hated that it came from that dumb show. Yay! Free Soft Kitty!

It makes me wonder what they’re like to their friends, to their families, to their coworkers. If they met me at a party, would they laugh in my face?

Aww, I tried to link a YouTube of the song and it had been deleted. Wah.