Is this a picture for ants?

#NorseLivesMatter

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

Fallout is a universe where the future that the 1950’s envisioned for the world actually happened.

Where’s fuschia-lime colorblindness when you need it?

I don't even care. I fucking love hard ciders. All of them.

this seems like the most raiders-y crime ever

It can’t be Jacksonville v. New England, because there’s no way the Jaguars will get by the Panthers.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

I enjoy paying 0 dollars for the nearly full experience... the offer here is I can pay 40 for a nearly full experience. I'd rather just pay 0 if I'm not going to get access to everything.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

“Dammit! Count it! C’mon, man! I fucking need this!"—Tim Donaghy

Now is probably a good time to let y’all know that the word “berk” in England is a slang synonym for “cunt.”

Lacob’s Splatter

This sounds like a really fun trolling tactic, and I would have loved to take part in it myself if Cam Newton hadn’t stolen my laptop.

THANK YOU. Oh my GOD it was interminable listening to Joe Buck word vomit praise on Hosmer’s base-running. The Royals were amazing at seizing opportunities but a good throw to home sends that series back KC.

I don’t know why people are debating about Collins and Harvey when the plan was going work out if Duda doesn’t make that awful throw. If it’s on anybody, it’s on him.

I was pretty annoyed at how the announcers kept crediting Hosmer for great baserunning when he scored that run, because it really wasn’t. It’s not a good decision if it’s dependent on an infielder making an awful throw in order to work. Anything even slightly better than that terrible throw would’ve had him by five…

Objectively, I found the Simmons-led Grantland website to be one of the only worthwhile sites to consistently visit. I know not everyone has the same tastes as myself but as far as I’m concerned, it worked just fine. When Simmons left, the site suffered to the point where I stopped going to it. There absolutely was a…