It’s almost like he was black or something!

Double murder, huh? Well, professional baseball may be out of the question now, but he could always be a Super Bowl MVP.

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

Wow, the Pretty Women sequel is really sad.

I’m virtually certain he’s got this on his desk (it looks very bright for a normal photo in a frame). In which case it could be a whole slideshow of digital photos of his wife’s feet!

I starred both the original comment and this reply, but let the record show that I starred the one-liner first.

Bold statement.

Major American Literary Event Book : MALE Book

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

My favorite part is when they show his earlier double. He over-slides 2nd base and the announcers said that he “goes into Ryan for no reason” when it a) was a typical over-slide, and b) he didn’t touch Ryan.

College doesn’t have a pre-season. They have 100 kids on the sidelines and coaches seem to find the right kids to play through their practice schedule in spring and fall. Why does the NFL have to be different?

Aha gotcha! oh yeah?! yeah,oh yeah? yeah..

I think my parents had this game when I was a kid, the board looks familiar.

A few things here.

Pssst, your longhorn is showing bruh.

Please credit the runner being discussed.