Use of "haters" in official correspondence is always a sign of legitimacy.

It’s like watching a car accident. Forget about editors, does the guy have any friends who could read this first?

Drink all you want, youre still gonna wake up in Philly.

Well at least he wasn't night putting with the 15 year-old daughter of the Dean, right?

Teacher is a very specialized job, but it does suggest librarians, intelligence analysts, and training and development specialists. Also if you switch to a different type of teacher (e.g., career/technical education), you get some other suggestions such as loss prevention managers, medical assistants, and more.

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

DAMN. I'm glad you didn't know me when I was 20.

Men online pissed off at being beaten by a woman, now there's a shocker.

Afterwards we stabbed a hobo just to watch him die, but you know, different strokes for different folks.

If you're paying $60, I think length is a valid discussion. Portal was short, and positively wonderful, but it was also priced appropriately for it's length.

"Across the mat" WTF? He might have moved him like 3 inches.

Can you imagine what would've happened if Rapaport blocked her?

Yes. The only people I felt sorry for in that story were the children having parents that makes so many horrible life decisions.

It was neither a mistake nor an oversight. The murders fell under the jurisdiction of the State police, who filed all of the reports in that case. The listing was about crimes the individual local jurisdictions throughout the state had filed.

"He'll be fine."

Families can certainly be complicated, but this one appears to have a age-old explanation:

That's why you post a video in your Facebook feed, Russ, then nobody from the NFL will ever see it.

This is a U-12 girls game, and takes place in York, Pennsylvania.

Yeah, but, since when does being a parent mean taking the easy way out?

Ohhhh. I thought the joke was that somebody from UMass-Lowell was being interviewed as an expert on TV.