Your armchair economics are really really bad, friend. 

lol i love that you think the reason WoW isn’t on consoles is because they’re
“incapable” of a console port

thats his point. if you pause there, where you think the comma should go, the title makes even less sense. There is no place for a comma.

yeah, no. that’s not true at all

this assumes that they keep the maximum possible transfer rate at all times, which is about as likely as me shitting out a gold bar

in reality, game availability is literally the only thing that matters

no one chose PS4 over xbox because of storage size 

because creating a .gif app in an afternoon doesn’t spend a decade collecting users data for you to monetize?

i think you overestimate the governance of your average waffle house.

it took my friend literally pissing himself in a booth for us to get 86'd from ours during college.

“fuck what comes before” or “moving forward?”

you can use baking soda to create the same reaction. i’ve made pretzels many times at home, and they are delicious.

you can use baking soda to create the same reaction. i’ve made pretzels many times at home, and they are delicious. 

8 straight hours of bad trolling

my wife and I made about  $180k combined last year, and I assure you that a $1200 check is definitely on our radar. 

looking over your comment, the stupid generalization you made in order to land a snarky, outdated punchline doesn’t actually apply to the situation at hand.

if you have to continually “well, actually” about how your comment wasn’t insensitive and dickish, it’s likely the comment was, actually, insensitive and dickish.

Reducti ad absurdum is a toddlers retort.

burrito makers aren’t getting unlimited PTO, but nice job reading the article. 

So, while the name does sound awful, it’s actually a bit of Turkish culture installed into a shitty guy’s restaurant. It’d be nice if he could acknowledge it, but wet burgers are actually pretty damn good.

Just about everything you’ve said is 180 degrees from the truth. It’s not that we don’t have a valid argument, it’s that yours isn’t valid to begin with, so why on earth are you even worth the time?