simple thoughts. simple man?

Cheap?? 

one day maybe we can all be an enlightened piece of shit like you

i like the thinly veiled racism in your comment here

ok am I allowed (as a SAHD-to-be) to be upset that this app excludes me?

the autoplay videos are insufferable

if you are boiling dried pasta and reheating Prego, you are not making Italian food. You are making american food. 

this is unequivocally wrong in my experience. I’ve smoked a vape in my basement with my in-laws upstairs, and it didn’t smell when they came down 5 minutes later. 

all i smoke is bowls. Vape carts hit like a wet noodle.

i asked my wife to tune to the game last night for me, and she was SO confused.

Rice balls without Saffron in the rice? this is blasphemy

we are suckers for the pouches in my house. kid calls them “applesauce” and demands one for dessert.

i am a much bigger fan of NBA drama than the NBA proper, but I am 100% certain that would change if #2 was put into effect. 

omg this is me

They also need to apply a “nearness to the play” standard. Pass Interference/Defensive holding is a lot more meaningful if it happens to the guy catching the ball than the WR on the other side of the field. 

They earn $200,000 per year on average. They’re not taking day jobs because they need them. 

i can tell that you don’t follow too too closely, because Biden is in a tailspin right now. 

Not judging you for it, but we live in a messed up world when someone feels the need to pass judgement on someone else for enjoying themselves.

Not every rules infraction is reviewable, and that’s the point. You make something reviewable because you care about getting it right.

i am upset for not thinking of this myself.