@sportz.star: with a name like t.m. zink he should be allowed it.

@hippiechx is NOT A NUGGET: do carrots, onions, lettuce, and every other vegetable belong in the ground, growing naturally?

the T, eh? a secret bostonian?

@LaComtesse: from what i've heard, it's funnier. and maybe this one won't spawn a million catchphrases, you liiike?

@SarahMC: i was thinking that too...im predicting this will come out in 5 years or less.

@Donald Gallo: either way it's a freakin pain.

@jadn: it clearly only works if you're dialing from a number registered to that GV number.

@Sean2989: it's free, with charges for international calls.

i was fortunate enough to find grandcentral a year or two ago (meaning that i am in the closed beta). let me tell you this thing is amazing.

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: because the are not Just Like Us.

@youknowverse: i have to admit it got a bit depressing for a while, but im actually excited for the summer to see what happens with the scorcese movie

@Dadadarling: his lips look like they're tattooed onto his face.

@asylum: for some reason, my reaction was "ass."

@Twerpsichore: what i wonder is, "how? how do they get the obese people? do they put an ad on japanese craigslist asking for really, really fat ladies for a degrading advertisement?"

@Mama Penguino: ok i'll settle this. they're rapist glasses.

@RedLineRage: and to think that our hard earned tax dollars could be going to bail out greedy banks!

@BabyJane: i gotta tell you, as a guy, when i put on a real starchy shirt with a giant collar and it rockets me into perfect posture, it feels amazing. of course it helps for the collar to be buttoned around a neck that doesn't look like the scrap bin at a tannery.

@restless: they got funding because there are people who wake up smiling knowing that they are about to watch this show. that's mind boggling.

@Jessi Ramsey: his fart sounded like a water balloon filled with seltzer being thrown at blacktop.

@run_sunshine: true dat. at the "ultra orthodox" shul where i daven in Boston, the grand rabbi made sure that the mechitza was made from one-way glass so the women could see through.