@646Hedgie3: here's one:

@aussierules: Reply!

i bet starving, scared, wounded africans are glad that brangelina inc. decided to donate to an organisation that actively helps said africans thereby setting an example for others, rather than whining to the press and the UN.

href="#c7913024">sarah.not.palin.is.due.in.eight.months: get this woman on my wheaties box stat.

@citymuse: ^ i can see why that's a fetish. a waist that freakishly small isn't a turn on for most guys, myself included.

@bugattatra: i think the best part is that BOTH of them are coupes! that's not a 6-door merc 600 pullman; it's a freakin' COUPE.

@waxon: holy. fucking. shit.

@clevernamehere: touché

rmric0: "I don't trust anyone who says they aren't confused."

@rmric0: the first person referred to as a "jew" is Mordechai, in the book of esther. that's around 1000 years after Jacob.

@rmric0: sorry to be the niggling bible scholar, but yeah they were the children (people) of israel. since jacob=israel, all his children onwards are called "children of israel."

@clevernamehere: you can take it or leave it, but as a guy, i can tell you this: he would not object if you, a complete stranger, were to start grinding with him. he'd probably whoop and holler, and tell his buddies.

@boudica: actually, it was proved in a respected scientific journal called Maxim.

does this come in a humorous t-shirt format?

@kansasgirl: hey, thanks!

as a straight guy, i have to say: THIS is my competition? awesome!

i live in harlem. lots of chrome, lots of rims, lots of stick-on tint. thankfully traffic is so bad it takes me 25 minutes to cross town on a bicycle, much less a car, making "performance" a non-issue.

ah Harlem... home of malaise-era sedans outfitted with fake chrome, stick-on tinting, dubs, and two-tone paintjobs. with giant sound systems to play hiphop and whatever else the local population likes these days.

the more i hear Timmy shouting "chevette," it begins to sound like a strip club ad (GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!!!). the word sounds so inexplicably obscene.

@Bauhaus: what about a moonshine powered el camino (or general lee for that matter)