Wake me when it comes with a minigun.

Yes.

Cute, but he kept the stock tires, which are crap for traction.

No, it definitely wasn’t an issue. Your worst case was a dealer might be less flexibile and you’d pay much closer to MSRP on the more coveted muscle cars.

So they’ll just attempt an OTA fix, like they always do?

I just did. She looks like Florida.

Toyota-branded sepukku daggers: worst conference swag ever

I’m a pacifist by nature; I fully believe in negotiation and calm discussion to resolve issues.

I’m in the same boat as you, but unfortunately this site is the car blog for people who hate cars. 🤷‍♂️

My vote is the Lexus IS300. Love the design and its elegance

I swear people in these types of jobs are all ex HOA board members who were ran off the farm.

Fiat 128 bones, with a touch of Soviet Brutalism to square it off.

Fine - Ill be the first to admit it. I find the AI lady super hot.

Chill out, Hemingway, nobody is paying you by the word.

25 Model T

I do what I can on the BMW!

Cheaper and easier just to shoot the guy

Not sure why this story is featured on Jalopnik as it has nothing to do with Elon Musk. Still pretty interesting though..

I got 15 cases of Budweiser into my Samurai. 

Thank you for the clarification. I’ll refer to him simply as an old racist from now on.