Warner Brothers/Discovery could teach master classes in how to ruin stuff, lose money, and piss off customers.  Nobody does it better than they do.

By the time I got there even their breakroom was ransacked, so I didn’t even get a Hertz donut.

The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

If I can’t get a Suzuki Jimny, what even was the point of destroying the American experiment?

Here it is.  It’s a standard 7-foot bed.

Came here to say this exact thing. I’m having a hard enough time reconciling being 42 years old. I don’t need mathematical errors further messing with my existential crisis.

it could have used a nondescript car...

Everything was very general, but yes. For example, the person I spoke to said they can monitor tire pressure, temp, etc. but have no way to actively monitor tire wear, so while they do keep an eye on whether or not one tire is getting hotter than the others, they still have to be in frequent communication with the…

I’m mostly pleased it’s not a MAGA sign at this point. 

Half the population is below average, and the average is not very high to start with.

Well there are police wearing “I’m voting for the convict” shirts, so it shouldn’t be a surprise. 

By granny shifting.  Not double clutching like he should.

“’unknown cargo detection and evidence collection system’ designed to prevent vehicle owners from becoming a “blind mule” for drug traffickers.”

Insurance makes sense for a $100K contest, but I’m surprised a dealership that can afford a $15M donation would bother with insurance for a $5K prize.

We simply button the car up, roll it outside, cover it if need be, and wait for the part to arrive. Free of charge of course.

Sadly, it’s the stupid ones that fall *upwards* in life.

That’s the true tragedy of modern America. We’re currently the opposite of a meritocracy.

The GR86 in the Castrol livery is fire!!!

How is this not theft? If I did this to a neighbor and their lawnmower I would be in prison within 3 days.