How did everyone’s mind not go right here. It’s even the LAPD... again

I’m liking this show and feel like this was the best episode so far, but I’m kinda wondering...

“Sorry rural folks, you can’t have decent Internet because something might happen in the next 0-1000 years that would cost a lot of money to fix.”

It’s not rad enough and I don’t have enough wood for this car at that price. No dice.

Who else you gonna call? 

“I stopped watching Fast & Furious movies after Fast Five...I was prepared to ignore F9"

And those three people are most likely here posting in the comments.

when he reaches out and pulls something off of a shelf out of reach to him to block an attack.

I’d have been tempted to sell half my fleet to buy this thing.

Why keep the rear windows and door frames?  It seems like you could load larger things by removing that stuff.  

I had to wait for the last comment to find my first question. Dear God, it’s gotta be loud in that car.

How’d he go 27 hours without playing Lacrosse? 

You're welcome.

A man by the name of George Arison came up with the first taxi hailing app in 2008. He actually put forward the idea that you suggested, but was vetoed by his business associates. He then went on to focus his attention and energy on starting up a different online enterprise called Shift. Uber used his app as a…

Are you suggesting that they are a company so profoundly poorly run they’ve managed to turn a license to print money into a big incinerator for it?

That’s not disruptive enough, apparently. 

Don’t mean this to be bitchy:

Nope, Number 1 should had been Pickle Rick.

First ever COTD, thank you!